10. Took Him 4 hours to ride 90 miles in pouring rain yesterday.
9. I have this thing about spreading my thighs for extended periods.
8. Ongoing vibratiion in close proximity to bladder.
7. Inability to breathe properly with head wedged in plastic bubble.
6. The fact that my head would actually BE wedged in plastic bubble.
5. People in cars behind us might post pictures of my ass on the internet.
4. I'm not riding hundreds of miles hanging on to any man's ass.
3. When bugs hit the windshield I don't want it to be a half inch from my face.
2. If I go to sleep during the ride, I'll probably wake up in a hospital or morgue.
And the #1 Reason why I won't join the motorcycle club with him:
1. OW! OW! OW!